I have been trying my luck on the links. I used to be Anti-Golf. I hated anything golf because at the time I thought I was a big, bad rugby player and if it didn't have physical contact I wanted nothing to do with it. Ten years later and two bad legs later I have decided to apologize for my previous thoughts. Much like life, when you look back at how you felt about something ten years ago it makes you want to kick your own ass.
So here I am. Trying to learn how to golf but also keep the composure of a brand new member to the sport. It is not just about making contact with the ball. It is about dress, attitude, and the ability to hide smoking weed and pounding Bud Lights from elders. Golf is a party where you choose how fucked up you want to get. You hear people all the time tell you they need to do "X"(smoking, drinking, good luck charms, warming up) before they can succeed at "Y" (playing a good round, hitting a key shot, or just to enjoy themselves). I am just happy to be out there and even happier when someone else is paying for my round. Thanks Tom G. Golf is a sport where if I don't take myself too seriously it can never hurt my psyche. Unlike rugby where your psyche can be altered when someone punches you in the face or your back line plays like a bunch of fags. So my hat's off to golf. It is fucking hard but losing doesn't leave you bruised and bloodied . And neither does winning. Unless you have a fat mouth. Until next time golf fans
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